Alright, not sure if this has been posted, but it's a fav. So these two guys are driving through Canada in the winter, and they've been driving awhile. There's nothing to look at out the windows, everything is just white, all snow. No radio playing, no communication, when finally the passenger says "Okay, I'm gonna lose it, I'm dying here. We need to play a game or something." The driver asks "Alright, what do you have in mind?" and the passenger says "Let's play 20 questions. So you go ahead and think of something, anything, and I have to guess what it is in 20 questions or less." The driver goes "Okay, sounds easy enough. Give me a minute to think". Within this minute, for whatever reason, literally the only thing that he can think of is moose cock. The passenger asks him is he's ready, and the driver says "Uhhh, yeah okay, I guess I'm ready." The passenger asks "Alright, first question, can you eat it?" The driver kind of smiles and goes "Well, yeah sure, I guess you could eat it." And the passenger asks "Is it moose cock?"
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