The hunter chronicles

A hunter spotted a lion. He took a shot and missed. The lion grabbed him and said "I can either fuck you or eat you." The hunter chose to be fucked. The next day he found the lion, took a shot, and missed again. The lion grabbed him and said "I can either eat you, or me and my tiger friend have to fuck you.' The hunter chose to get fucked. The next day he grabbed an RPG, found the lion, fired, and missed again. The lion grabbed him and asked "be honest, are you a hunter or a fag?"

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