A historian bought a house and being the civil war era buff that he was, he wanted a mural of Custers Last Stand to be painted in his new home.
The historian called in a reputable artist to have him paint the mural for him. He said to the artist
"I want a mural to be painted of general custers last stand, i want it to capture the moment general custer realized his defeat. I would like it done before i return from vacation next month"
The artist obliged and said he had something perfect in mind.
A month passed and the historian returned from vacation. The artist, waiting beside the covered mural, ready to present it to the historian pulled the cover away.
What the historian saw was an intricately detailed painting of a large cow in the center, praying, with a halo above its head, surrounded by hundreds of native americans in erotic positions fornicating with one another
Outraged, the historian looked at the artist and yelled
"What the hell is this?! I asked for custers last stand and you painted pornography on my wall!!"
The artist simply replied
"Well yes sir, thats what ive given you. I call it, holy cow, look at all those fucking indians!"
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