The man finds his car had broken down right in front of a farm. He enters and meets the farmer who runs it. The man then tells the farmer his dilemma, and the farmer, being a kind soul, decided to lend the man one of his horses.
As the farmer let one of the horses out of his stall, he gave the man important instructions. " The horse has special commands that's gotta be said to ride it properly. When you want to go forward, say " Thanks God." When You want to stop the horse, say "Hallelujah!"
With this in mind, the man thanked the farmer, and went on his way.
After a few hours of riding, the man had found himself heading towards a steep cliff. Uneasy, he pulled on the reins of the horse in order to get it to stop. The horse continued galloping torward certain doom.
As the man headed closer and closer to the cliff, he began thinking to himself. " Oh what did that farmer say!? How do I stop the horse!" He gasped to himself.
Closer and closer the horse peered to th edge of the cliff. The man closed his eyes, and prepared for the worse.
It was then when the commands that the Farmer had told him had resurfaced into his thoughts.
" Hallelujah! Hallelujah!!!" The man screamed at the top of his lungs.
The Horse stopped dead in it's tracks, only mere inches away from the cliff.
The man sighed in relief, wiping the sweat from his forehead. " Thank God."
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