The heartless taxi driver

One night a guy decided he takes a taxi home, because it was cold, and the weather was bad. He finds one, and asks the taxi driver how much it will cost him to take him home.

- It's around 20 bucks... - the taxi driver says.

- Good. I just happen to have that money on me.

So the taxi takes the guy home. But it's still a long trip from home, when the taxi driver tells his passenger that the clock shows $19.95, so he won't take him home.

- Aww, come ON man! It's like 5 more minutes!
- I don't care mate! Do you have more money on you?
- No, I just have the 20 bucks! Please, just take me home! It's raining, it's cold, it wouldn't cost that much to you, would it?
- Sorry. This is the end of your trip.

The guy pays his fare and leaves the cab.
The very next day the guy decides to take a cab from work to lunch, when he sees the same taxi waiting in a taxi queue. He proceeds to the first taxi in line, and gets in the car.

- Look pal, work is kinda stressful today. Would you be so nice to take me to a quite place and give me some oral sex?

- What the FUCK is your problem mate?! Get out of my cab before I call the police!!

So the guy gets out of the first cab. He proceeds to the second one in line, and asks the same question. Naturally he gets kicked out. He does to all the taxi drivers before going to the one which gave him a ride last night. He gets in the cab and says:

- Hey mate! Can you give me a lift to that nice italian restaurant down the mainstreet? Oh, and your colleagues didn't want an extra 10 bucks for this ride, so go ahead and wave as we pass them.