"Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!"
"Oh Dan", responded Brian "I don't know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!"
"Brian, that's horrible!" said Dan putting his arm around Brian. "What type of a gift does she want already?"
"Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: Why don't you show me how much you care about me? Why can't you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!"
"Dan what should I do? I don't have that kind of money? I can't go out and buy her a car!"
"A car? Asked Dan. Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!`
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