But she'd heard that I was going to see a movie she wanted to see, and we made a date of it.
On the way over I thought I might get lucky so I went to the drug store and bought a box of condoms.
When I stopped at her house, her family invited me to dinner. I asked if I could say the blessing on the dinner. I prayed for about ten minutes, the holiest prayer I could think of.
On the way out to the car, she quipped "I never knew you were so religious!" I replied, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist."
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