The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from as shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, than the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault, today is my first day as a cab driver. Ive been driving a funeral hearse for the last 25 years."
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