A small zoo in Alabama obtains a rare female gorilla. The gorilla soon becomes very agitated, throwing tantrums in it's cage and becoming hostile. The zoo keeper believes the gorilla is in heat and looking for a mate, but there are no male gorillas on the premises.
The zoo keeper, desperate to keep the gorilla calm for the visitors, approaches this redneck janitor and asks, "would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?"
"Yeah but on 3 conditions," says the janitor. "The first condition is I don't want to kiss her. The second condition is I don't want any of the other workers or my friends and family to find out about this." The zoo keeper agrees to that, but asks "what's the third condition?"
The janitor replies, "Well, I'll need a little time to come up with the $500"
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