Sitting and talking about how to overcome their insecurities when wanting to have sex. Fireman says to his wife, "When you want to have sex say 'Bell1' and I'll carry you upstairs. Say 'bell2' and I'll take off my clothes and say 'bell3' and I'll make love to you all night."
His wife agrees.
A few nights later, his wife says "Bell1", so the fireman carries her upstairs. When she's on the bed she tells him "Bell2", so the fireman takes off his clothes. She then tells him "Bell3", so he starts making love to her.
Half way through, she's moaning and moving around and screams "BELL4!!!"... And the fireman says, "What the hell is 'bell4?!", to which his wife replies, "Give it more hose, you're not reaching the fire!!"
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