An American businessman takes a trip to Japan for a meeting/golf outing. The outing is a couple days away, so he decides to call a prostitute because he's bored. She arrives and they begin to have some great sex. Throughout their experience she's yelling "Hoshimoto! Hoshimoto!" He doesn't speak any Japanese but she seemed to be having a good time, so he didn't think anything of it.
Fast forward to the golf meeting with his Japanese associates and on the 7th hole the businessman hits a hole in one on a par four! Everyone is so excited high fiving, jumping up and down and yelling in Japanese. The businessman, wanting to fit in with his friends yells the only Japanese word he knows, "Hoshimoto!"
The Japanese look at him confused and ask, "what do you mean wrong hole?"
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