The Golfer and the Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He
tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the
fairway.
He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge
knot on his head, and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the
golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little guy.


Upon awaking, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am
a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."


The man says, "I can''t take anything from you, I''m just glad I didn''t hurt
you too badly," and walks away.


Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks, "Well, he was a nice enough
guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I''ll give him the
three things that I would want. I''ll give him unlimited money, a great golf
game, and a great love life."


Well, a year goes past and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course
at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off
looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and
asks how he is doing.


The leprechaun says, "I''m fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?"


The golfer says, "It''s great! I hit under par every time."


The leprechaun says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your money is
holding out?"


The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in
my pocket, I pull out a ten pound note."


The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your
love life is?" The leprechaun says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how
your money is holding out?"


The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in
my pocket, I pull out a ten pound note."


The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your
love life is?"


The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, I have a date maybe
once or twice a week."


The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Only once or twice a week?!"


The golfer, a little embarrassed, looks at him and says, "Well, that''s not
too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."