- Step 1: Plant fake evidence. It will take a long time until they gather REAL evidence to prove you're the murderer.
- Step 2: Get rid of the body. C'mon! Obvious. Don't dump it in a dumpster cause' that's too obvious, and don't throw it in a river cause' that's too cliche. Try burning it with acid!
- Step 3: Turn yourself in. Some times you just can't get away, but if you actually turn yourself in, chances are you will suffer less consequences, or none at all!
- Step 4: If all of the above don't work, there's one that will 100% guarantee you to get away with it. Simple. [Put the body inside a black guy's car.](#s)
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