Every time he saw a black person crossing the road, he would accelerate and maw them off their feet. **SPLAT!** Then he would pull over, clean his windshield and move on like nothing had happened.
One night he saw a priest standing at the side of the road, looking for a ride to the next town. The racist pulls over and gives him a lift. A bit later, there's another black person crossing the road. Again he accelerates, but with the priest in the car he figured he couldn't afford to run him over so he avoid him at the last second.
**SPLAT!**
"Hey man, luckily I opened my door, otherwise you would have missed him!"
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