Wheels in heaven

There are three men standing in line to get into heaven, and St. Peter tells them, " Congratulations on getting it this far guys! You have all been deemed righteous enough to enter heaven, but we still like to give people a token to remind them of how they behaved in their marriages. And so, every person in heaven gets wheels. So step in up and I'll give you the type of vehicle you deserve."

So the first guy walks up and St.Peter says "Wow! You lived your life as pure as you could! Never cheated on your wife. You get a Rolls Royce, the best car in heaven." So the man happily drives through the pearly gates.
The second man steps up and St. Peter says "Hmm... Alright well it looks like you lived a pretty pure life, but I can see that you cheated on your wife once. You get a motorcycle." And the man drives through the pearly gates.
The third man steps up, and he looks very nervous. St. Peter says " Oh my god! You have lived the most adulterous, impure life l have ever seen! My god, you even payed a nurse to have sex with you while on your deathbed! But your still here.... So here you go I guess. You get a skate board."
And so a few weeks pass, and life is pretty good, but one day the third man is skating down the street and sees the first man sitting and crying next to his crashed car, so the third man skates up and asks " Is everything okay? What happened" and the first man says " I just saw my wife ride by on a skateboard..."