As she's driving a state trooper pulls her over. He walks up to the window, & before he could even get a word out my grandmother says. "Why are you pulling me over, aren't you supposed to be at one of those cop balls or something?" He replys in a stern voice, "No ma'm state troopers don't have balls." She started laughing instantly. The trooper now bright red didn't say a word, got back in his squad car and left. No ticket nothing. Ha!
(True story)
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