In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lions...

A male and female lion are taking a siesta I'm the hot savanna heat when a jackal appear.
He walks back and forth and look at the female lion and start to curse: ho, cunt, bitch.
Furious, she stands on all four ready to leap when the male lion says, don't do it.
She puts a paw forward and the jackal runs away.
She lies down and before you know it the jackal is back.
Cunt, slut, ho...
Once again she stands up and the other lion goes,
Don't do it, trust me.
The jackal just keep shooting off his foul mouth and she just snaps and starts to chase the little fucker.
After a minute of running the jackal runs inside a small drainage pipe and the lioness follows and gets stuck.
The jackal comes out from the other side, circles around and comes up behind her, lifts up her tail and does his business...
After a couple of hours she comes back, limping and groggy.
The male lion looks at her and says, he took you to the pipe ehhh.

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