The fly and the pond.

There is a fly 6 inches above a pond, in that pond there is a fish, the fish is thinking "if that fly goes 6 inches lower i could eat it". There is a bear on the shore of the pond and is thinking "if that fly goes 6 inches lower the fish could get the fly and i could get the fish!" There is a hunter watching the bear, and he thinks "if that fly goes 6 inches lower, the fish could get the fly, the bear could get the fish and i could get the bear!" There is a mouse watching the hunter thinking to himself "if that fly goes 6 inches lower, the fish could get the fly, the bear could get the fish, the hunter could get the bear, and i could get the hunters crackers!" There is a cat sitting up on a hill watching this all and he thinks to himself "if the fly goes 6 inches lower, the fish could get the fly, the bear could get the fish, the hunter could get the bear, the mouse could get the crackers and i could get the mouse!" Now the whole scenario plays out, the fly goes six inches lower and the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear and the mouse gets the crackers. As the cat is making its way down the hill to get the mouse, he trips and falls in the water. What is the moral of the story? Every time a fly goes 6 inches lower a pussy gets wet.

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