The First Wives


The wives of four Presidents and Prime Ministers are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia people call it a patriot, because it always rises to the occasion.The wife of Chirac says in France people call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.Hillary says in the USA people call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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