The president is awakened during the night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
�Mr. President,� the general says, �there�s good news and there�s bad news.�
�Oh no,� the president sighs. �Well, go ahead, give me the bad news first.�
�The bad news, sir, is that we�ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.�
�Dear God!� the president exclaims. �And the good news?�
�The good news,� the general says, �is that they eat reporters and piss oil.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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