I Have Sinned

While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three
sinners. The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked,
�What is your sin?� �I stabbed two people to death.�
The Pope replied, �Kneel down. I�ll bless you and grant you absolution.�
Next in line was Bill Clinton.
�What was your sin, son?�
�I cheated on my wife.� The Philanderer in Chief replied.
�Kneel down, my son. I�ll bless you and grant you absolution.�
A third person came up and the Pope asked,
�What is your name?�
�Monica Lewinsky.�
The Pope stroked his chin. �Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing.�