The Top 10 New Slogans for the Democratic Party


10 Okay, he's a hound -- But he's OUR hound!9 Vote for Our Guy or These Dole Viagra Pictures Hit the Internet8 If the Dome is A-Rockin', Don't Come A-Knockin'!7 When the Going Gets Tough, We Bomb Iraq.6 So Spank Us!5 It's Not Our Fault All the Good Ones Get Shot4 Our Pants May Fall, But Your 401(K) Value Won't!3 Felonies Dismissed While You Wait2 You're so pretty, come on over here and give us a vote, Darlin'!!1 Laid in America

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