He doesn't know what to do anymore, so he hangs himself.
The wife comes home, sees that her husband and the cow are both dead, so she hangs herself too.
The eldest son comes home and sees the bloodbath. He goes to the forest to die. At the edge of the woods, he meets a fairy who says:
"If you fuck me real good and cum inside me five times, I'll bring everyone back to life."
The dude agrees, but after the third time he dies.
The middle son sees what happened at the house too, so he also goes to the forest to die. The fairy appears again and says:
"If you fuck me real good and cum inside me fifteen times, I'll bring everyone back to life."
The guy agrees but after the tenth time, he dies.
Finally, the youngest son comes home too. He sees what happened and runs to the forest to die. He meets the fairy who says:
"If you fuck me real good and cum inside me twenty-five times, I'll bring everyone back to life."
"Could we make that an even thirty?" asks the dude.
"Sure."
"Or maybe even forty?"
"Certainly."
"And can you take it?"
"Of course!"
"That poor cow said the same thing..."
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