Restroom Study

A PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY OF TYPES OF MEN IN THE REST ROOM
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EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE Joins friends in piss, if he has to or not.
NOSEY Looks into urinal to see how other guy is fixed.
CROSSEYED Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the middle,
flushes the one on the left.
TIMID Cannot urinate if someone is watching. Flushes urinal as
if he had gone, sneaks back later.
INDIFFERENT All urinals are being used, he pisses in sink.
CLEVER No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on
the floor.
WORRIED Is not sure of what he has been doing lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly.
ABSENT MINDED Opens vest, pulls on tie, pisses in pants.
DISGUSTED Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
SNEAK Farts silently while leaking, acts innocent, hopes that the
man in the next stall will be blamed.
CHILDISH Leaks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see the bubbles.
PATIENT Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with his
other hand.
EFFICIENT Waits till he has to take a crap, then does both.
TOUGH Bangs dong against urinal to dry it off.
FAT Has to stand back to take a long blind shot at urinal, misses
and pisses in shoe.
LITTLE Stands on box, falls in urinal, drowns.
DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
WITHDRAWN Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise.
IMPATIENT Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in
front of him.