Two English guys (John & Dave) were visiting Ireland & after a few days of traveling around, they found themselves in a very rural pub enjoying the local beer. They drank for many hours & when it came to closing time, they were both *extremely* drunk so they left the pub & staggered up the laneway towards their lodgings.
On the way, under the dim street light they saw two local Irishmen walking towards them carrying what was the biggest salmon they'd seen in their lives.....it must have weighed sixty pounds. They stopped the Irish guys & Dave said "Exshcuse me mate, wherdya catch the salmon?". The Irish guys looked at each other, turned around & pointed to a bridge about 400 yards away & then one of them spoke......."There's a technique involved though, it's not straightforward, one of youse has to hang the other guy by his feet over the side of the bridge & the other guy waits for a fish to swim past & grabs it with his bare hands, the rod & reel just doesn't work there".
The English guys decide to try it, walk to the bridge (where it's *really* dark) & being the stronger of the two, Dave hangs John by his feet over the side of the bridge. After about 30 seconds John says "Quick, quick, pull me up"......."Hey, you got a fish already?"..........."No, no, no,......there's a f-----g **train** coming!!"
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