But suddenly the priest stops and tells the nun
"Im sorry sister but i have been dreaming of doing this"
he proceeds to stop driving and he put his hands under her robes and stroking her legs.
The nun replies with
"Father, remember Psalm 143:24"
The Priest responds with
"Im sorry sister but the flesh is weak"
The Father sees the cross in their car and is reminded that he should not be doing this
He says
"Im sorry sister, i have given to temptation"
The nun sighs and they continue driving.
When they reach the church, out of curiosity the priest finds a bible and checks Psalm 143:24
it says.
"Go further up and you will find what you seek"
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