A guy walks down the streets of Vegas, and sees a beautiful figure. He starts a friendly conversation and end up asking the big question:
- How much does it cost?
- $500 for a handjob
- What!? 500 bucks for a handjob? that can't be! no handjob is worth that money!
The Hooker asks him:
- Do you see that restaurant on the corner?
- Yes
- Do you see that restaurant on the other corner?
- Yes
- And that other one too?
- Yes!
- Well, they're mine cuz my handjobs are worth 500 bucks.
The Guy thinks:
"Fuck it! We only live once!"
They then go to a motel nearby....
After, he sits in bed only to realize that he had the best handjob in the world, that it was truly worth $500. He's so amazed that he says:
- a blowjob should be $1000?
- No, $3000.
He in complete shock with what just happened, says:
- It's not possible for a blowjob to cost 3000 bucks, no one would pay for that.
She then answers:
- Come here to the windows, handsome. Do you see that cassino over there? well, it's mine
He, thinking about the amazing experience he just had, decides to delay the buying of a new car, and goes for it.
Ten minutes later, he is sitting in bed, even more amazed. He can barely believe, it was worth every penny.
He, then, decides to get his hands on his savings for an unforgettable experience, and asks.
- What about the pussy? It should be $5000, 6000, 7000.
The Hooker answers:
- Come here to the window.
Do you see the entire city of Las Vegas? With all it's bright lights, cassinos, wonderful hotels, show houses and restaurants?
Damn! aswers the man
- You own it all?
No, but I would, if I had a pussy!
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