The first one says to the second: "Emma come, then I come. Dennis come, and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses come together. I come and pee twice. Then I come again."
The old lady looks at them in disgust and says to them: "Here in America, we prefer to keep our sex lives private."
The Italian man says: "Coola down, madam. Imma justa teacha my friend howa spella Mississippi."
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