It's Great to be a Woman

We got off the Titanic first.


We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.


Taxis stop for us.


We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.


No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.


We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


I we forget to shave, no one has to know.


We can congratulate each other without ever touching rearends.


We never have to reach downs ever so ifter to make sure all our
privates are still there.


We have to ability to dress ourselves.


We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.


If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look
like idiots.


There are times when chocolate really does solve all your
problems.


We'll never regret piercing our ears.


We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


We can make funny comments about how silly men are in their
presence, because we know they are not listening anyway.