One day a little boy was walking down the street and noticed a doggy on a cats back. He said to his mum, "mummy look! that cat is giving that dog a piggy back!", he said. The mother replied, " No son, dont look, that dog is shagging that cat!", The young boy thought for a while and said to his mum, "have you ever shagged someone?", he said curious. "Yes, when you hear banging at night, thats me and your dad at it!", She explained.
"Mummy, You wanna shag?" He said.
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