You know how when you wake up and your dick seems like its been
awake for atleast five minutes. Then it's like,"Hey how's it
going".
Also, your sitting there, and your talking to your dick.
"Hey man what happened last night", you say.
"Well, I got a bit nervous so I fired a few warning shots", your
dick anwers.
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