The pink and white scarf

Theres this man with a one inch penis who is very ashamed of his
"family jewels".
One day he gets asked out on a big date and decides to seek help
from a professional about his rather small willy.
"Doctor," he said "can you please help me, I have a date tonight
and I cant go looking like this."
The doctor handed him some medication and said , "Take this now
and whenever someone apologises to you your dick will grow an
inch bigger."
Well the man was very excited about this and took the medication
right away. On his way home he "accidentally" bumped into a
woman who immediately exclaimed , "Oh Im sorry."
He rushed into a nearby alleyway to check out the goods and sure
enough it was an inch bigger!
He came out of the alleyway and bumped into another stunned
pedestrian who also exclaimed , "Oh Im sorry."
The man rushed into the nearest public loo and checked out his
penis again and it was yet another inch bigger.
The man was almost to his building when he made the mistake of
bumping into a Japanese woman who bowed her head , put her hands
together in a sort of praying motion and said , "1 thousand
apologies, 1 thousand apologies."
Well the man rushed upstairs and his dick was SOoooooooooooooooo
long it wouldnt even tuck into his sock safely so he wrapped it
around his neck and painted it pink and white like a scarf.
Well the date went fine until the couple went to the movies .
His date was patting his scarf all night until finally the man
with the microphone said , "Could the man with the pink and
white scarf - please stop squirting milkshake on the roof!!!!!!!"