In Russia, there's a lot of great one liners about how severe people of the town "Chelyabinsk" are.

Due to the town's location and social-economic conditions, citizens of this town became sort of a legend for their toughness, hence these nice one-liners were made:


- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, that instead of a birdhouse they nail a doghouse to their tree.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, when they blow their nose, they pinch both nostrils.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, they do not drink coffee, they devour it with a spoon right of the jar.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, when they shoot a porno, it is forbidden
even in Germany.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, their jet splits urinals in half.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, they never cut their nails, instead they put them on the tracks and wait for a train to pass.

- **The men of Chelyabinsk are so severe**, they wear sweaters made of swarf.

Chelyabinsk's;

- **Programmers** are so severe, they can hack Microsoft's database on a calculator.

- **Children** are so severe, they don't smoke at school, they just chew cigarettes during
class.

- **Mosquitoes** are so severe, they suck their own blood.

- **Beer** is so severe, its strength exceeds that of a rubbing alcohol.

- **Plumbers** are so severe, they drink from the toilet.

- **Grandmas** are so severe, when they ride the bus, even the driver gives up his seat.

- **Designers** are so severe, they draw with MS Paint.

- **Candy** are so severe, they are washed down with vodka.

- **Homosexuals** are so severe, they consider Elton John straight.

- **Cosmonauts** are so severe, they step outside the rocket to take a piss.

And finally, **Chelyabinsk men** are so severe, that Chuck Norris admitted he is from Chelyabinsk.

Edit:

- Chelyabinsk **toilets** are so severe, you shit your pants just by walking by them.

- Chelyabinsk **Pokemons** are so severe that they collect children.

- Chelyabinsk **patients** are so severe, they drink laxative during diarrhea.

- Chelyabinsk **men** are so severe, they breastfeed their babies themselves.

- Chelyabinsk **birds** are so severe, they do not fly south, they go there on foot

- Chelyabinsk **bedtime stories** are so severe that parents are afraid to read them.

- Chelyabinsk **instant coffee** is so severe, it needs to be brewed 2 times.

- Chelyabinsk **statutes** are so severe, that they crap on pigeons.

- Chelyabinsk **builders** are so severe they do not need to wear helmets.

- Chelyabinsk **mosquitoes** are so severe that they fly south for the winter.