Three adventurers get captured by an unknown tribe. They are told they will die, unless they bring 10 of the same fruit. They all set off, and the first one comes back with 10 apples. He is then told to stick it up his butt, all 10, or he'll die. So after 2 he quits and is to be hanged. The second comes with 10 grapes, and is told the same. Upon 8, he starts bursting with laughter and quits. The first guy asks him, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there." The second guy replies, "I saw the last guy coming, with pineapples."
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