Jesus was sent by the main admin to go deal with some hackers. They crucified him, and he respawned, but the server was SUPER slow, so it took three days. When he did respawn, the server group were surprised to see a minor admin get rekt. He raged quit, and that's the real reason why he isn't back.
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