A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny.
He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you're horny here?"
The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to you."
The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his thing in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his thing out and was very satisfied.
He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I'm going to put my thing in the hole every day of the week!"
"Not Thursdays!" said the boss.
Confused, the man asked, "Why, what's wrong with Thursdays?"
The boss answered, "That's your day to be in the barrel!"
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