A man is driving really fast, and a police car is chasing him. Amazingly, the chase goes on for over twenty miles. The man finally stops his car and faces the wrath of the police officer.
The police officer yells at him and says "I've been chasing you for twenty miles, you'd better have a damn good reason for not stopping.
The man says, I am sorry officer, I've had a really bad week. I got fired on Monday, my dog died on Tuesday, the bank foreclosed on Wednesday and just last night my wife ran off with a police officer. The reason I didn't stop was that I thought you were the police officer trying to bring her back.
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