There's a deaf couple. When it comes to making love, they have to use signs and body language to communicate what the other wants. One day the wife says. "honey, if you want to make love to me pinch my right boob 1 time. If you do not want to make love to me pull my left boob 2 times".
The husband quickly responds "honey, if you want to make love to me pull my penis 1 time. If you do not want to make love pull my penis 97 times"
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