One has black hair, one brown hair and the third one is blonde.
The black haired woman announces she's going to have a boy. The other two ask her how she knows this.
"Well, when I had sex I was on top" , she says, "That means you'll have a boy."
"Oh!", says the brown haired woman, "I was on the bottom. I guess I'm having a girl."
Suddenly the blonde bursts into tears. The other two ask her what's wrong.
She wails, "I'm gonna have puppies!"
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