So i was on my smokebreak with my gf just now (she works on the same floor as i do) and the following conversation happened:
(For context i have kind o shaggy curly hair)
Her:good morning sunshine
Me: it's 3 pm...
Her:you need a haircut
Me:yeah i know... My hair looks like a generalized coronal mass ejection... From the sun... That is my head...
Her: hence the 'good morning sunshine'
Dumb laughs follow for the remainder of the break
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