The day after Christmas in Dallas, Texas, a young girl is riding her very first bright red bicycle. A police officer on a horse trots over to her. And he asks "Little girl, did Santa get you that bike?"
And she replies "Why, yes he did!"
The officer then hands her a $25 ticket, and says "Next year, make sure Santa gets you a helmet."
Discouraged, the girl takes the ticket, looks up at the officer and asks "Did Santa get you that horse Mr Police officer?"
The policeman chuckles and says "Why yes he did!"
The young girl then replies "Next year, tell Santa that the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
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