He bets that the first person to make his horse laugh he would give $100. Many try, until one man steps up and puts his mouth to the horses ear and the horse begins to laugh. The farmer is amazed and pays the man $100. The next day the same farmer brings the same horse to the bar and bets that the first person to make his horse cry he would give $100. Many try, until the same man who won yesterday walks up and asks the farmer if the horse can follow him to the restroom, to which the farmer agrees. The horse follows the man and after a few minutes the horse walks out of the restroom crying. The farmer is again amazed and after paying the man $100 he asks how did you manage to make my horse laugh yesterday and cry today? The man replied, "Well it was easy, yesterday I told him my dick was bigger than his and today I showed him "
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