A man and a woman are having their very first dinner together. The woman likes this man, but is having a hard time getting through to him in conversation.
Woman: Sooo good wine right? I think it aged nicely.
Man: *Slurping sounds*
Woman: I can see it is so good words escape you but tell me, how is the food?
Man: *coughs profusely and proceeds with the slurping sounds*
Woman: Okay mister you have been shooting down my conversation all night, what is it am I not pretty? Is there already a special lady in your life?
Man: *Removes his mouth from his dog's asshole* Mostly bitches.
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