Revenge on a Whaling Ship

Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of
Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship
that killed his father five years ago. Excited at the
opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale says to
the female, "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through
our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make
them think twice about killing innocent whales."


The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the
whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that
most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by
either swimming or in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get
away so easily, the male whale yells "They're going to shore.
Let's go gobble them up!" Suddenly, the female whale becomes
less cooperative. "Hey!", she says, "I agreed to the blowjob,
but I'm not swallowing any seamen!"