The Cowboy and his Horse

A cowboy gets captured by indians, and they decide to execute him at sundown. Before they kill him they decide to offer him one last wish.

The cowboy asks to speak to his horse.

The Indians bring the Cowboy his horse. The horse comes close to him, and the cowboy whispers in the horse's ear. The horse then runs off.

A few hours later, the horse returns. Behind him is ten other horses, with ten naked women. The indians are pleasantly surprised. They all have a feast and enjoy the company of the naked women. They have such a good time that the decide to postpone the execution until the next day.

The next day, the indians come back to the cowboy and tell him that since they enjoyed the company of the women so much, they would be willing to offer him another wish. The cowboy, again, asks to speak to his horse.

The horse comes in and the cowyboy whispers in the horses's ear:

"I asked you to bring the POSSE!"

edit: typo.

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