The Clitoris Licking Frog

A new exotic adults' toy shop opens in town and Joan, a middle-aged spinster decides to go and check out their wares in hopes to satisfy her usually unquenchable urges.
A poster in the shop window immediately catches Joan's eye. 'NEW Clitoris Licking Frog - Guaranteed satisfaction in minutes'.
Intrigued, Joan heads inside to enquire about the frog.

"Shopkeep" says Joan "Is that poster true? You guarantee this frog will bring me pleasure within minutes?"
"Why yes, madame." replies the shop keeper. "This rare exotic frog will bring you quivering pleasure in wave after wave of ecstasy. Just take him home, take your clothes off, pop him on the bed in between your legs, and let the frog's tongue take care of things."
Joan quickly empties her purse onto the counter. The shopkeeper places a frog into a box and hands it to Joan who rushes off home to try out her new toy.

Not wasting any time, Joan heads straight to the bedroom leaving a trail of her clothes behind her. Now spread on the bed, primed for a wild ride, she takes the frog out of the box and places it on the bed between her legs.
The frog just stares at Joan with its bulging black eyes, not moving a muscle.
"Well, go on. Get on with it then!" bursts Joan, eager for the frog to do its thing.
But again, the frog just stares, inflating its chest slightly before exhaling and then hopping right off the bed.
Joan was not pleased. In anger she scooped the frog back into the box and marched back down to the shop to demand her money back.

After listening to Joan's complaint, the shopkeeper cleared his throat and offered his expert assistance. "Madam, if I can get this frog to work for you, would you be willing to give it another try at home? If you still aren't satisfied I'll give your money back."
Joan nodded, after all she did so crave the satisfaction she'd not been able to achieve for years.
"Then if you can make your way to the counter out back, remove your clothes and get into position, I shall join you in a moment" said the shop keeper.

Joan, now ready for the shop keeper, called him in.
The clerk entered the room and placed the frog on the counter in between Joan's legs. He brought himself down to eye level with the frog and said
"Now I'm only going to show you this one more time......"