Three guys (Mike, Kyle, and John) heard about a cliff. The
rumor was that if you jump off it and say something, whatever
you say, you land in safely. Mike, Kyle, and John go to the
cliff. Mike jumps and yells, "gold!!"
He lands safely in gold and takes it all home. Klye jumps and
yells, "1000 beautiful, horny, naked girls!!" He lands in the
women and leaves. John trips and yells, "oh, crap!!" John lands
in a big pile of poop and leaves to go take a shower.
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