Only those that... (NSFW)

Jeff is on his balcony fluffing his blankets over the railing to air them out. Suddenly he hears commotion from above. As he looks up his reactions quickly come into play and he catches something that was falling... It was a glass eye!

Jeff is no doubt startled by this, but he manages to hold onto the glass eye and not let it plummet to the ground. Jeff looks up and spots a lady leaning over her balcony saying her thanks... She informs Jeff of her room number and to come by at 8pm tonight to drop off the glass eye if he is free. Jeff schedules the outing.



At 8pm sharp, Jeff knocks on the ladies door and when she opens he is taken aback by how beautiful the lady is. She was also wearing a pretty skimpy outfit, showcasing her (assets so to speak) very fit body. Jeff suddenly remembers why he is at the apartment and hands the lady the glass eye that he caught and being a shy man turns to leave however the lady grabs him by the arm informing him of how grateful she is and leads him into her apartment.


After a scrumptious home cooked dinner that Jeff couldn't get enough of, the lady then proceeds to give Jeff an awesome massage. Once every muscle/bone in his body has been thoroughly massaged, the Lady then proceeds to take Jeff over to the bedroom where she bangs his brains out for the next few hours.


After the 5th hardcore sex romp session, Jeff rolls off the lady and small talk ensues... Jeff being the shy guy, asks the lady if she does this with everyone and the lady says that she does all of this with Only Those That... (DUN-DUN-DUN)

Catch her eye


:D :P



Added edit: The lady has another glass eye in when she opens the door/meets up with Jeff at 8pm - she wasn't eyeless :O

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