There was a chinese guy that wanted to work at a second-hand store in New York. But he couldn't really understand english. His boss said that the customer usually asks three questions. The questions and answers to these questions are usually:
Q. HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? A. Only 2 dollars
Q. SHOULD I BUY IT? A. If you don't, somebody else will
Q. OK I"LL BUY IT. A. Ok!
On the chinese mans first day on the job, a robber came into the store and asked:
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE? "only 2 dollars"
SHOULD I KILL YOU? "if you don't, somebody else will"
OK I'LL KILL YOU. "ok!"
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