A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.
They find 3 cans of canned beans to survive for the day. They soon realize that they don't have a can opener to open the cans.
In a hurry, the Statistician continuously hits the can on the wall to break it. He eventually does open the can, eats, and lives to see another day.
The Physicist examines the can, finds the weakest spot, strikes it to a ledge and opens the can. He eats the beans and survives for another day.
Scared, the Mathematician says, "Let's assume the can is open.."
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